Stupendously Large Black Hole Coalescence and Hubble Tensions

Local and distant measurements of the Hubble constant are in significant tension: local measurements of the Hubble constant appear to show a Universe that is significantly contracted when compared to distant measurements. From the point of view of an observer, a passing gravitational wave could cause the Universe to appear locally contracted and expanded in a quadrupolar pattern. The inspiral of a pair of stupendously large black holes (SLABs) with a chirp mass of ∼10^21 M_⊙ may produce gravitational radiation with sufficiently large amplitude and wavelength to increase H_0 in one direction, and decrease it by the same amount in the other. These tensions would then oscillate with a period corresponding to half the orbital period of the binary. If such a gravitational wave were aligned with the plane of the Milky Way, most readily visible galaxies would appear closer than they actually are, thereby causing the apparent Hubble tension. Due to the long binary period, we would be in the same phase of the gravitational wave for the complete history of astronomical observation. The opposite tension would be visible in the orthogonal directions, thus giving the opportunity to falsify the existence of inspiraling SLAB binaries. As a corollary, the Hubble tension may place an upper limit on the maximum mass of inspiraling black holes in the Universe.